"I don't know how I had the nerve to walk up into that audition and pretend I could sing like Whitney Houston. I know I can't sing, but I thought maybe I could fool these guys. But I was just fooling myself. But luckily I had a plan B. And that was to use my secret talent-seducing. I was born with a big mouth, and it ain't for singing but sure is for sucking. And I know I have a nice body, too. I wanted that $1,000 and I was gonna do whatever I could to get it. So I fucked this guy just right. First I gave him some sweet head, bobbing and weaving all over his cock. Then I let him pound my pussy till my juice got all over his nuts. By the time I was done with him I knew I had earned that cash."